A NEW RULE
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Friday, June 03, 2005
Top of the 1st
A NEW RULE
It started innocently enough. I was attempting to clean up the pile of magazines in my bedroom. There always seems to be a reason to keep a magazine, there’s always an article that you want to get to…sooner or later. Well, you can file this one in the “later” category.
There it was, an ESPN Magazine from April 12…2004. A-Rod is on the cover of this MLB preview issue. I pick it up and I’m about to put it into the recycling bag when I made my mistake. “What the ****, I might as well take a peek inside.,” I said to myself. Score that “E, B-B.”
The next thing you know my clean up efforts have gone awry and I’m reading Peter Gammons picks for the 2004 season. Now, this is the part where I really feel miserable. The pile of magazines that still remain doesn’t bother me as much as the fact that I’m going to share with you Peter’s picks.
Let me preface this by saying that I think Gammons is one of the greats. He deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. He deserves to be Commissioner of Baseball. He doesn’t deserve for me to review his picks.
He did pick the Angels last year to win the AL West followed by Oakland Seattle Texas
It gets uglier in the AL Central… a lot. Peter picked the KC Royals to win the division. The same Royals that finished last with 104 losses. Following the Royals were the White Sox (who did finish second), folled by the Twins (who finished first), the Indians (who finished third) and in fifth, the Tigers, who finished fourth. All in all, other than picking the team that finished last to fini9sh first, it wasn’t that awful.
In the AL East, Gammons went with his hometown Red Sox to finish first, followed by the Yankees, Blue Jays, Orioles, and Devil Rays. The actual finish was NY, Boston Baltimore Tampa Bay Toronto
The NL West was a lot like the AL Central. Gammons picked the Diamondbacks to win the division. Arizona Rockies
The NL Central is not pretty either. The Cubs who finished 16 games behind the Cardinals in 3rd place are Gammons’ pick, followed by the Astros who finished 13 games back in second. Then Peter has the Cardinals, Pirates, Brewers, and Reds. The bottom three ended Reds, Pirates, and Brewers.
In the NL East, Peter was not the only one who was fooled when he picked the Phillies to finish first (they finished second). He then picked the third place Marlins for second. He should have known better, you never pick the Braves for anything other than first, but nonetheless he opted for third. Then correctly picking the Mets and the Expos was kind of a no-brainer.
So, there you have it, except the Peter picked the Cubs over the Red Sox in the Series in seven.
Here’s my new rule - on September 1, you throw away anything that has that season’s picks. Nobody should be subject to this scrutiny unless they want for bragging rights.
By the way, I just threw out the magazine.
Top of the 2nd
THE SONG OF THE DAY
Chubby Checker’s “Limbo Rock”, which had the refrain “How low can you go?” We dedicate this song to the New York Yankees who were swept by the Kansas City Royals. It is the third time in Yankee history that the team had been swept in three games by the team with the worst record in the majors. The other times were in 2000 by Detroit Philadelphia
The not quite $40 million Royals completed its first three-game sweep at home of the more than $200 million Yankees in 15 years. The Royals had gone 78 series without sweeping anyone, the longest drought in the majors since the Phillies went 79 series without a sweep from 1996-97. Despite their three-game sweep, the Royals' record of 16-37 is still the worst in the majors and the Yankees have their first five-game losing streak in three years.
Not that it matters, but KC won, 5-2
Top of the 3rd
A SIMPLE QUESTION
When the game is on the line in the bottom of the 9th, is there anyone you would rather have up to the plate than David Ortiz? The Red Sox designated Papi hit a game-winning homer on a full count with two outs in the bottom of the 9th yesterday, giving Boston Baltimore Boston
The Red Sox remain the only team in the majors without an extra-inning game this season, earned a four-game split to remain three games behind the Orioles in the division.
Top of the 4th
WHAT’S UP WITH BUCKY?
Billy-Ball favorite Bucky Jacobson made an appearance in the Mariners clubhouse yesterday, saying hello to teammates and autographing baseballs. Bucky is coming off right knee surgery and is leaving for Arizona
Maybe, when he is in Arizona Tempe , Ariz.
Top of the 5th
SEVENS
Who needs Wood or Prior? The Cubbies have Glendon Rusch and right now that may be enough. Rusch pitched a four-hit shutout and Derrek Lee had three more hits to raise his average to .389, leading Chicago
The Cubs have gone from three games under .500 to 28-24 in one week, and have pulled within 5½ games of NL Central-leading St. Louis. The NL West-leading Padres lost consecutive games for just the second time in 32 games and lost consecutive games at home for the first time this season.
On the other side of seven, San Francisco Philadelphia Arizona
Top of the 6th
DOTEL CLOSED OUT
Oakland A’s closer Octavio Dotel will have reconstructive elbow surgery as soon as possible, despite receiving recommendations from four doctors that he try to rehabilitate the injury first. Dotel, who is in the last year of his contract, has indicated that the pain is to severe to continue trying without surgery which could sideline him at least a year and possibly up to two years.
Dotel is missing the ulnar collateral ligament in his elbow, which Davis
Top of the 7th
BILLY-BALL-A-GRAM - 6/3/2005
This birthday boy was the third player to hit two grand slams in consecutive innings.
EMIT JINGLE
BILLY-BALL-TRIVIA - 6/3/2005
Who are the first three players to hit grand slams in consecutive innings?
Send your answers to Bill@billy-ball.com
Bottom of the 7th
BILLY-BALL-A-GRAM ANSWER - 6/2/05
Which former 2nd baseman, born on this date, became the symbol for Yankee mediocrity in the late ‘60s and early ‘70’s?
RARE LOCK ACHE - Horace Clarke
BILLY-BALL-TRIVIA-ANSWER - 6/2/05
What Yankee great announced his retirement on this date in 1935 and which Yankee great died on this date in 1941?
In 1935, Babe Ruth announces his retirement as a player at age 40.
In 1941, Lou Gehrig dies of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis at age 37 in New York
Top of the 8th
DID YOU KNOW?
The Royals' sweepless streak wasn't even close to the major-league record of 134 series set by the Philadelphia Athletics from 1918-22.
Top of the 9th
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE
Thanks as always for another great week of baseball. Have fun, buy a bobble ankle, hug your kids, hug your neighbors and root for your favorite team.
Where is today’s Mark Felt, when we need him?
See you Monday.








































































